January 2012
48 posts
When trying to make a kissy face for a picture: →
Expectations:
Reality:
my laptop:
my bed:
me: AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER
my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of... →
I BET EVERYONE REMEMBERS
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats
Attractive Male: I like that band too
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesn't get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.
The awkward moment when you're licking your lips... →
You:
Them:
when people tell you smile on a bad day... →
If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them →
